Just for Laughs
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Just for Laughs
A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.
It began to rain, so the red head and brunette both pulled out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde said “what are you doing?” - and they said “we’re saving it for later!”
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde went to the nearest store and asked for a condom. The clerk said “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!
It began to rain, so the red head and brunette both pulled out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde said “what are you doing?” - and they said “we’re saving it for later!”
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde went to the nearest store and asked for a condom. The clerk said “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!
yxesmas- Collector
- Location : Cavite
Registration date : 2009-03-10
Re: Just for Laughs
LET'S LEARN FRENCH OUII, OUI????
(learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer's)
1. TURN - le coup
2. LITER - le true
3. BEHIND - le coud
4. ALMS - le mousse
5. FIVE - le ma
6 . FLY - le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag
8. CONFUSED - le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah
11. CITY - ce vou
12. DRUGS - sha vou
13. GOODBYE - va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou
15. BALD - cal vou
16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!
17. FEATHERS - valahe vou
18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou
19. SINK - lah va vou
20. COCONUT - vou coup
21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou
22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule
23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah
24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou
25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta
26. JAIL - coup lou ngan
27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu
28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut
29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh
30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa
31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah
32. TODPOLE - vou teiteh
33.. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!
"Of all things you wear, a SMILE is most important!"
(learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer's)
1. TURN - le coup
2. LITER - le true
3. BEHIND - le coud
4. ALMS - le mousse
5. FIVE - le ma
6 . FLY - le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag
8. CONFUSED - le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah
11. CITY - ce vou
12. DRUGS - sha vou
13. GOODBYE - va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou
15. BALD - cal vou
16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!
17. FEATHERS - valahe vou
18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou
19. SINK - lah va vou
20. COCONUT - vou coup
21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou
22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule
23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah
24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou
25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta
26. JAIL - coup lou ngan
27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu
28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut
29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh
30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa
31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah
32. TODPOLE - vou teiteh
33.. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!
"Of all things you wear, a SMILE is most important!"
yxesmas- Collector
- Location : Cavite
Registration date : 2009-03-10
Re: Just for Laughs
panalo ang french lesson!
bobbylon- Collector
- Location : reem island, abu dhabi, uae
Humor : wala basta gudlak nalang!
Registration date : 2009-03-08
Re: Just for Laughs
Hi SAm, tsampi ka talaga napa-smile moko sa French lesson, mwahhh... Ingat!
Cent- Collector
- Location : Makati City
Registration date : 2009-03-10
Re: Just for Laughs
[code]yxesmas wrote:A blonde, a brunette and a red head were smoking cigarettes one afternoon. The blonde had Camels, red head had Marlboros, and the brunette had Kools.
It began to rain, so the red head and brunette both pulled out a condom and put it on their cigs. The blonde said “what are you doing?” - and they said “we’re saving it for later!”
Impressed, and in a hurry, the blonde went to the nearest store and asked for a condom. The clerk said “What size? small, medium, or large?” She said “I dont know… one to fit a camel?”
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There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money. He was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen, when I die, I want you to take all my money and place it in the casket with me. I wanna take my money to the afterlife."
So he got his wife to promise him with all her heart that when he died, she would put all the money in the casket with him.
Well, one day he died. He was stretched out in the casket, the wife was sitting there in black next to her closest friend.
When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said "Wait just a minute!" she had a shoe box with her, she came over with the box and placed it in the casket.
Then the undertakers locked the casket down and rolled it away.
Her friend said, "I hope you weren't crazy enough to put all that money in the casket."
She said, "Yes, I promised. I'm a good christian, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."
"You mean to tell me you put every cent of his money in the casket with him?"
"I sure did, " said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and I wrote him a check."
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Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are extremely mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know all about it. If any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved.
The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually.
So the mother sent the 8 year old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly,
"Do you know where God is, son?"
The boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, "Where is God?!"
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God?!"
The boy screamed and bolted from the room, ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "what happened?"
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in BIG trouble this time.
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GOD is missing, and they think we did it!!!!!!!!!!
romance- Collector
- Location : Japan
Registration date : 2009-03-08
Re: Just for Laughs
yxesmas wrote:LET'S LEARN FRENCH OUII, OUI????
(learning a new language helps prevent alzheimer's)
1. TURN - le coup
2. LITER - le true
3. BEHIND - le coud
4. ALMS - le mousse
5. FIVE - le ma
6 . FLY - le pad
7. DID NOT TAKE A BATH - le bag
8. CONFUSED - le tou
9. NO LONGER A VIRGIN - les pag
10. UNFAITHFUL HUSBAND - cou ma le wah
11. CITY - ce vou
12. DRUGS - sha vou
13. GOODBYE - va vou
14. MUSICAL BAND - com vou
15. BALD - cal vou
16. CAUGHT IN THE ACT - na vou coup, na coup!!
17. FEATHERS - valahe vou
18. UNCLEAR - ma la vou
19. SINK - lah va vou
20. COCONUT - vou coup
21. OPEN WIDE - vou camou
22. CIRCUMCISE - vou ratattoule
23. ALWAYS UP - va yagriah
24. YOU'RE HOT - le voug mou
25. WASHROOM - coup vaetta
26. JAIL - coup lou ngan
27. SUPER BOOBS - la que zõusõu
28. BUGER - cõup la ngõut
29. WOUNDS - va cõup cängh
30. BIG MOUTH - chez moussa
31. NAGGER - vou nga nguerrah
32. TODPOLE - vou teiteh
33.. JOSEPH ESTRADA - vou vou!!
"Of all things you wear, a SMILE is most important!"
hahaha..panalo...lola tsamps!...
romance- Collector
- Location : Japan
Registration date : 2009-03-08
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